(via MensHealth)

We’re pitched a lot of niche food products here at Men’s Health. Publicists with straight faces tell us that we just must tell readers about, like, tiny knives designed only to de-pit grapes. And we say to this: No! We are sad anyone even thought to make that.

But then Think Geek sent us a pizza cutter shaped like the Starship Enterprise. Geeky and excessive? Well, yes. But then again: geeky and excessive!!! We instantly bought a large, unsliced pizza—much to the confusion of the pizza guy across the street from our office—and made this homage…